how to shower like a man

Dare to eat it?!!

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.

3. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and scratch your ass. Get in the shower.

4. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.

5. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

6. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Washyour bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.

7. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk.

8. Pee.

9. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.

10. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on.

11. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.


Throw wet towel on bed.

p/s: i dun hav a wife yet.. but who knows my wife will definitely love to see me naked too.. *blink *blink