Monday, November 30, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Malaysian chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Achenese workers in a Sarawak plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals......
Monday, November 9, 2009
p/s: tak layak jadi reporter keadaan lalu lintas.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Jom Cik Taira saya bawak g jalan2
p/s : XOXO to my senior (submit ur resignation form and go be a ****star).
Monday, November 2, 2009
terasa mcm nak hantuk pala kat dinding sebab migrain
(byk setan dulu dalam pala otak)