"work" in the eyes of engineers

One day, a guy from an engineering background came to me and started telling me, “You system analysts are not doing any work!”. I asked him furiously, “Why? What makes you think you engineers are really doing your work?” He answered, “Because…

W = F x s W = work, F = force, s = displacement

From 8am to 5.15pm you just sit on your chair, in front of your computer while doing programming, no force and no displacement. Therefore, you’re doing NO WORK at all!!”

Seriously, are we really not doing our work or is this law of physics a piece of crap? Maybe, in future we should think twice before letting any engineers come and visit us in ICT office. They might say that we have excessive employees and you know what will happen next.

That’s all. Sorry about this ridiculous jokes. Just something to refresh our mind with physics. Hehe!!

sad things

to my dearest dear,

if u read this text, hoping tat u will sms me sooner,

almost 5 days i didnt received any updet from u,

just a gentle request.

kuch kuch hota hai... =p

basah lencun

Aku slalu tgk bebudak zaman sekarang amik gambo sendiri dalam tandas ke, fitting room ke, mana2 jelah. Aku pon cuba la posing lepas basah lencun berlari2 anak dekat gym bawah ni ha. Seronok betul keluarkan toksin, peluh dari badan. Kalo dah stat, memang susah nak benti aku ni bab2 fitness. Tapi yang paling best, bila malam je rasa cepat nak masuk tido. Almaklum kepenatan, darah seme lancar berjalan. Apa lagi ditunggu! ZzzzzzzZzzzzz............

haunted room

Aku rasa berpeluh2 aku tido malam tadi. Tak tahu napa. Rasanya kipas memang dah dekat ngan kapla aku. Aku slalu terpk menda bukan2 pasal bilik kawan aku tuh. Lampu dia terbukak sejak hari jumaat tu tak tutup2. Errr, itu la pasal kalo duduk serumah tapi macam tak duduk serumah. Time aku g keje ko balik, time aku balik ko g keje. Once in a blue moon je jumpa. Adakah aku patut buat sesi terjah atau............. tunggu abang Nas Ahmad datang dulu. Hanya aku berdua je kat rumah tu. Haish, think positif!

serrrrrrrrrrrabaii

the hell is what?

"Dear Khai,
Are you not working on any of the CMS?"

Fyi, CMS is stands for Customer Management System. Whatever complaint made by the users, it will go via the system. Hence, system analyst has to look/work into it. Ada ke patut orang yang jaga menda ni cakap aku tak buat. Pastu terus je aku dapat satu CMS. Manager aku kasi. Shes said, what to do? tell me want CODOOOOOoooo.. Adoiyai.. malas nak membebel. Rasa dah besar panjang tapi triple 'B'.. Fyi jugak, mamat ni yang ada kaitan dgn cerita di bawah... !! Sekian dimaklumkan.